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01 September 2006 @ 05:57 am
The Fundamentalist News #14 (Special Edition)  
Christians see the craziest shit in the craziest places edition

Face of Jesus seen in ultrasound!  What is he doing in there?!

"She was reassured to see not just the baby sucking his thumb - but what she believes is an image of Jesus watching over him."

This kid is doomed!  Hopefully when he's old enough to grip a pistol he kills himself to escape these two loonies.


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Alligator signed by God.

"Speaking about the markings, local pastor Rev Philip Wilde said: 'It's there because God wanted it that way.'"


I wonder if we'll be seeing this on E-bay soon. 

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Man sees Virgin Mary in leftover grease.


"Last week, John Milonas was grilling a hamburger on his George Foreman Grill. When he went to clean the drip pan, something caught his eye.He said it looks like the leftover grease created an image of the Virgin Mary. Milonas said he didn't know what to think, so he started showing his friends."

All worship the George Foreman Grill, for not only does it cook up tasty burgers super fast, but the drip pan channels the holy mother herself!

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...and then she appears on this old woman's tree!


"A Harvey Street woman claimed on Wednesday that she heard the voice of the Virgin Mary and has seen visions of the Mother of God in the trimmed branches of a maple tree in front of her house."

Looks like Bigfoot to me.