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21 August 2006 @ 07:04 am
The Fundamentalist News #13  
God would be an atheist

"Drawing on a wide range of studies to cross-match faith – measured by belief in God and acceptance of evolution – with homicide and sexual behavior, Paul found that secular societies have lower rates of violence and teenage pregnancy than societies where many people profess belief in God.

Top of the class, in both atheism and good behavior, come the Japanese. Over eighty percent accept evolution and fewer than ten percent are certain that God exists. Despite its size – over a hundred million people – Japan is one of the least crime-prone countries in the world. It also has the lowest rates of teenage pregnancy of any developed nation."


I hate to say I told ya so...


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Here's a video about atheists from youtube.com

"Atheists make up 10% of the US population."

"Atheists only make up 0.2% of the prison population."


But, but... every religion on the planet will tell you that if you're going to be successful and morally strong that you have to believe in a deity!   Could it be that they've been full of shit this whole time?!  


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Family faces eviction for noisy prayers

“I really don’t want to disturb the neighbors but the high volume is needed in the battle against the devil.”

If their neighbors were playing that evil, satanic rock music too loud, then I bet these same crazy christian tennents would be the first to raise a stink about it... 

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Man sees Jesus in dinner

"He claimed that when he finished his first shrimp, he disregarded the tail, but then looked at it again and saw the face of Jesus.  The writer said he believed it was a sign, as he's currently going through a nasty divorce."

Aw fuck, not this shit again...


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Miracle tree!  (Not really)

"San Antonio Water System workers turned off the water to his house at the street Wednesday morning, and when they did, the flow from the tree ceased, he tells them."

"Despite the logical explanation of why the tree started spouting water three months ago, many visitors still hinge hopes on water they say touches their soul."

No amount of logical evidence will sway the true believer... it's a very scary thing that people like this exist, are in the majority, and rule over the rest of us!