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Cyrus Chicanery
12 March 2007 @ 03:49 am
I think about updating, but then I remember that no one fucking reads this anyway!

I'm so alone right now.  No one talks to me and I only get to leave the house for supplies.  I stopped taking my medication about two weeks ago or so.  Might be longer... but time blurs all together at this point.  I'm getting to be so empty inside.  Well, except for the hatred, the anger, and the rage that builds up as the days pass uneventfully.

You better all pray to your god that I never find a way out of this cage...
Cyrus Chicanery
25 February 2007 @ 12:21 am
The world is on fire and you struck the match.  I am turned off and shut in.  All of you scum, die in agony.
Cyrus Chicanery
04 February 2007 @ 05:25 am
I dreamt I had a garden where I grew boxed curries. 

I was a rich monster who cast a spell on the world, leaving most people frozen.  I had two female companions and a kappa was in my extended family.  It was a horror sitcom... has that been done before?  I told myself to write it down when I woke up.

P.S.  Your face makes me hurt.
Cyrus Chicanery
05 December 2006 @ 12:33 am
I feel like the stars align just to shit on me.  God's newest gag is to make the power go out in the living room... just the living room... and only when I've finally gotten the TV, or when I'm just about to get the TV.  It went out three times in under a half hour.  It was fine all day as everyone else used the TV and I nearly went insane from the boredom... My one last escape, video games.  I sure as hell can't play Nintendo with the damn power randomly going out to just the room the Wii is in, and only when I'm in there!  I've got all of two friends who hardly talk to me and hang out with me even less, and now I can't even play video games.  I'm out of cigarettes at the moment too... I'm seriously this close to killing and cutting up people for fun.  I'm so fucking sick of this existence.

Oh yeah, I've also got no food and no one will take me to Wal-mart.  They don't wanna take me on their day off because it's their day off and they wanna lay around, and no one wants to take me on days they work 'cause then they're too tired from working all day... sooo, sooo close to going GTA and just stealing cars whenever I need to go some place...
Cyrus Chicanery
01 October 2006 @ 04:36 am
I don't know what to do anymore.  I'm so sick of everything.  If  I could kill myself right now I so would.

Why doesn't anyone want to have sex with me?  What is so fucking wrong with me?!  Why can't anyone love me?!  Seriously, all you people out there, fucking tell me 'cause I'd really like to know!

Fuck, I need to just take one of the cars when no one is around, go to wal-mart and buy a damn gun.  I don't know how much more of this pitiful fucking existence I can take.  Nothing even takes the edge off the pain anymore...
Cyrus Chicanery
01 October 2006 @ 12:12 am
I am not free.

I've tried to feed you the medicine, but  time and time again it's been denied.  Spit back in my face... when all I wanted was to cure you all.

Perhaps I have always been  the sick one... or maybe I've just finally caught your disease.

I think now I will sugarcoat it, dress it up in fancy clothes, and teach it to dance.  Then you'll swallow every last drop with a smile on your face, begging me to give you more.   It's still the same medicine, but we all know how image is everything.

I am not free... but I will be soon.
Cyrus Chicanery
19 September 2006 @ 11:11 pm
I know I haven't been posting lately.  Blame it on Disgaea 2.  It's sucking up my time and soul like a super-sexy, high-maintenance, nymphomaniac. 
Cyrus Chicanery
08 September 2006 @ 02:38 am
Since I started collecting Transformers there have been two figures that I've wanted desperately.  Unfortunately for me, they're both very rare.  Vector Prime is one of these figures.

I was looking around the web for deals on action figures when I saw that wal-mart had the Ninja Turtle battle shell up for sale.  It's an iconic vehicle, one of the first in the current line, and very hard to find for the retail price.  But there it was!  I decided to look around to see if I could find anything else, and that's when it happened... Wal-mart's site had Vector Prime for sale.  I got my credit card out and bought both immediately.

Oh, but how God loves to mess with my head... I went to Toys R' Us the next day and sitting there on the shelf was the very same figure I had just bought on-line. The package was damaged, like the thing had journeyed through a black hole to arrive there.  I had to buy it too though, knowing that Wal-mart may have made a mistake putting that figure up for sale on their site.  It's happened to me before... a couple of months ago I tried to buy a Vector Prime offa bigbadtoystore.com, but after my order went through perfectly it became apparent that they didn't actually have him in-stock.

As much as I love Vector Prime, I didn't need two, so I decided to cancel my order from the internet.  Two days after I do so they sent me an e-mail to inform me that they shipped it anyway.  Oh, how the lord loves to torment me...

Anyways, my second one arrived today.  Does anyone want a Vector Prime figure?  It's rare, mint, and unopened.  I'd sell it on the e-bay, but it doesn't look like anyone's buying the 10 or so that are on there right now.  I'm willing to part with it for 25 bux, which is the retail cost of the figure plus the five dollars I paid to have it shipped.  If not, I guess I can always wait ten years and then try to sell it... might get a decent amount for it then.  Old Transformers can go for thousands nowadays.

Oh yeah, that other Transformer I had been desperately looking for is Scourge.  Amazon had him up today, and I ordered one.  I don't wanna get too excited 'till I get the shipment notice though...
Cyrus Chicanery
07 September 2006 @ 11:25 am
So after my brother left this morning, I got dressed and took the Explorer.  I wanted to go to Wal-mart and get a few things... one thing in particular though.  It's a big part of my master plan.

Little did I know that this component costs around 200 to 300 dollars... I'll have to save my money up, because my mom checks my account and she'll definitely notice a purchase that large.  There were some for around 90 bux, but I want a really good one.  This isn't a job I can afford to do half-assed.

Since that was a no-go, I decided to cheer myself up by getting some Pokemon cards and some discount Ninja Turtle figures.  Got some pizza, pop, and cigs too.

I pulled an Ultra Rare from one of those packs of cards.  It's the first one I've ever seen.  Too bad this isn't five years ago, 'cause I might have been able to sell it for a lot of cash. 

It was really foggy this morning and it made me keep thinkin' of Silent Hill... especially when I saw a deformed Amish kid walking along the road... and ESPECIALLY when my radio started going crazy for no reason, in an area I know for a fact gets that station just fine...  It kinda felt like an adventure.  This cheered me up way more than any of the stuff I bought today.

I haven't gotten a full nights sleep for a couple of days now.  I've just been catching a few hours at a time whenever I start to feel tired... It's probly all the caffeine and nicotine I've ben putting into my system.

That's about it...
Current Mood: melancholy
Current Music: WHITE RABBIT jefferson airplane
Cyrus Chicanery
07 September 2006 @ 10:40 am

CHARACTERS: The New Fast Forward Ninja Turtles and Splinter
PRICE: Around 6 or 7 bux each
NOTES:  These have to be the best Ninja Turtle figures ever made.  For the first time, the figures are totally to scale and sculpted after the characters from the current show, instead of being modeled after the old figures from the 80's.  I picked up Leonardo first, then I saw a couple of episodes of the new show... and now I'm hooked!  I plan on collecting the whole set.

PROS:  + Amazing sculpts
+The most show accurate figures ever made
+ The average paint job on each figure is very well done, as opposed to the toy lines which came before.
+ Translucent colored weapons!  (This I love a lot)

CONS:  -Collecting the whole set will be quite the challenge!

VEHICLES: Razorjet, Moto-Psycho, and Space Cycle
PRICE: Around 10 or 11 bux each.  I got all of mine for only 4 dollars a pop though.
LOCATION: Toys R' Us in Niles
NOTES:  Who can pass up Ninja Turtles' Vehicles for only 4 dollars apiece!  Apparently not me ^_^  The first two bikes are for the bad guys, while the third is for the turtles.  In case you didn't notice, I took these pictures myself because I couldn't find any decent ones on-line.

PROS:  + Great sculpts and paint jobs
+ Each fires missiles

+ 2 of them transform into hover bikes!
+ On sale at TRU (still)

CONS:  - It's a bitch to get the turtle figures to look natural on them (they look ike they're riding standing up)

Cyrus Chicanery
03 September 2006 @ 06:29 am
I am dying inside.
Cyrus Chicanery
01 September 2006 @ 05:57 am
Christians see the craziest shit in the craziest places edition

Face of Jesus seen in ultrasound!  What is he doing in there?!

"She was reassured to see not just the baby sucking his thumb - but what she believes is an image of Jesus watching over him."

This kid is doomed!  Hopefully when he's old enough to grip a pistol he kills himself to escape these two loonies.


Alligator signed by God.

"Speaking about the markings, local pastor Rev Philip Wilde said: 'It's there because God wanted it that way.'"

I wonder if we'll be seeing this on E-bay soon. 


Man sees Virgin Mary in leftover grease.

"Last week, John Milonas was grilling a hamburger on his George Foreman Grill. When he went to clean the drip pan, something caught his eye.He said it looks like the leftover grease created an image of the Virgin Mary. Milonas said he didn't know what to think, so he started showing his friends."

All worship the George Foreman Grill, for not only does it cook up tasty burgers super fast, but the drip pan channels the holy mother herself!


...and then she appears on this old woman's tree!

"A Harvey Street woman claimed on Wednesday that she heard the voice of the Virgin Mary and has seen visions of the Mother of God in the trimmed branches of a maple tree in front of her house."

Looks like Bigfoot to me. 

Cyrus Chicanery
This is continued from my last toy update.  Remember, all these figures retail for around 7 bux, but I got them all for only $2.50 each ^_^  I know you're jealous.  Oh, and by the way... you've all realized that each image is a link too, right?  Just click on them to read more about the character.  (I really hope someone's been readin' those things...)

CHARACTERS: The Mini-con Recon Team (Jolt, Sixspeed, and Reverb)
NOTES:  I'm not a big fan of mini-cons, but these ones are pretty nice.

NOTES: He's Brakedown's partner so I had to get him. 

CHARACTER: Armorhide
NOTES:  Out of all the figures I got that day, this was the only one that really disapointed me.  He doesn't have a cyber key power and his gun doesn't even fire a missle.  I still think he looks kewl though.
Cyrus Chicanery
21 August 2006 @ 07:04 am
God would be an atheist

"Drawing on a wide range of studies to cross-match faith – measured by belief in God and acceptance of evolution – with homicide and sexual behavior, Paul found that secular societies have lower rates of violence and teenage pregnancy than societies where many people profess belief in God.

Top of the class, in both atheism and good behavior, come the Japanese. Over eighty percent accept evolution and fewer than ten percent are certain that God exists. Despite its size – over a hundred million people – Japan is one of the least crime-prone countries in the world. It also has the lowest rates of teenage pregnancy of any developed nation."

I hate to say I told ya so...


Here's a video about atheists from youtube.com

"Atheists make up 10% of the US population."

"Atheists only make up 0.2% of the prison population."

But, but... every religion on the planet will tell you that if you're going to be successful and morally strong that you have to believe in a deity!   Could it be that they've been full of shit this whole time?!  


Family faces eviction for noisy prayers

“I really don’t want to disturb the neighbors but the high volume is needed in the battle against the devil.”

If their neighbors were playing that evil, satanic rock music too loud, then I bet these same crazy christian tennents would be the first to raise a stink about it... 


Man sees Jesus in dinner

"He claimed that when he finished his first shrimp, he disregarded the tail, but then looked at it again and saw the face of Jesus.  The writer said he believed it was a sign, as he's currently going through a nasty divorce."

Aw fuck, not this shit again...


Miracle tree!  (Not really)

"San Antonio Water System workers turned off the water to his house at the street Wednesday morning, and when they did, the flow from the tree ceased, he tells them."

"Despite the logical explanation of why the tree started spouting water three months ago, many visitors still hinge hopes on water they say touches their soul."

No amount of logical evidence will sway the true believer... it's a very scary thing that people like this exist, are in the majority, and rule over the rest of us!
Cyrus Chicanery
14 August 2006 @ 06:02 pm
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